{"product_id":"funny-christmas-stocking-card","title":"Snarky Christmas Stocking Card | Christmas Card for Mom Friend","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis original Christmas card pokes fun at the painfully relatable holiday sentiment for anyone who has ever found themselves wrapping their own presents, stuffing their own stocking (ME), or clicking \"add to cart\" on December 23rd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis card is perfect for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, and fellow holiday realists who know that sometimes the best gifts are the ones you buy yourself. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTake it from me: if you want the good snacks, fancy chocolate, and weird little treats in your stocking, you may need to take matters into your own hands.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFRONT GREETING:\u003c\/span\u003e Three Christmas stockings hanging in a row. Above them, the text says: Merry Fill-Your-Own-Stocking-Since-No-One-Else-Can-Plan-Ahead Season\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eINSIDE GREETING:\u003c\/span\u003e Blank inside for your personal holiday message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eINK COLOR(S):\u003c\/span\u003e Multi; digitally flat printed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDIMENSIONS:\u003c\/span\u003e A2- 4.25\"W x 5.5\"H \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePAPER COLOR:\u003c\/span\u003e White\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eENVELOPE COLOR:\u003c\/span\u003e light grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/span\u003e Funny Christmas card for a friend, Christmas card for fellow parent, Mom Christmas Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note that the saturation of the colors might vary slightly from your computer screen to the item itself. Proudly drawn + designed in Pennsylvania! Printed digitally in the USA.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"exit343design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48612319559915,"sku":"HOL270","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0006\/6656\/6708\/files\/FillYourOwnStockingCard-1.jpg?v=1783975603","url":"https:\/\/www.exit343.com\/products\/funny-christmas-stocking-card","provider":"exit343design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}